Stranger Love Pre-Edition

Since it’s so hard to love people you know maybe you can try people you don’t know

Loving strangers has its benefits like no forced hugs or awkward attempts at intimacy — you don’t know them they’re not even in the same room. They’re some other place where they are safely not criticizing you. You can literally go your whole life and not care what they think. Sounds like the perfect lover. Let me show you how.

You just have to sign up to this newsletter and soon you’ll be spiritually making out and having long non-conversations with total strangers thousands of miles away and you’ll never get any “nag-ative” feedback since they don’t know you from Adam. Yet you’ll still get all the benefits of being loved. Amazing.

Again, let me show you how. I’m not kidding. This is a real newsletter and soon you’ll see this is very possible and increasingly popular. Direct intimacy with people right in front of your face who know your address and phone number is so overrated. Sure you need the love and sometimes you even give the love, but at what price in nags, judgements and outright not being understood!? Who are these intimates who don’t even get you and seem incapable of reading your mind, as they should be able to if they really cared.

Maybe they really do love you but just lack social skills? I don’t know it’s hard to say. Juries out.

Plus, how many people can you actually be close to personally? Some experts, who had at least 150 friends, say it’s around 150 people total. Beyond that it’s diminishing returns.

But the awesome thing about people you don’t know and will never meet? There’s 8 billion of them. And within a decade you won’t even know a lot more because in some places they are having a lot of kids. It’s like a bonanza of future strangers.

Imagine 150 people’s output of love toward you at say an imaginary average rate of .305333 units a day each x 150 (some more some less, that’s an average)…that’s 45.8 units a day for you and 1,374 per month…barely enough to get by on.

Of course the strangers don’t put out as much individually but there’s 8 billion of them, so it adds up. If each of them only puts out .00000082999 units a day x 8 billion that’s 6,640 per day! In a month that’s 199,200 units. That’s a lot more than the measly 1,374 from your so called friends and family.

I’m telling you stranger love is on the rise. Don’t be left out. We all need love. Have you been just getting by on the miserly 1,374 units of love? And remember that’s if your people are running on all cylinders, but how many of the people you know are actually experiencing dysfunctional cylinders?? In my experience the ones closest to you are the ones most needing their cam-shafts rebalanced and some new belts and hoses.

What are the chances that in your “magic 150” are some real go-getter love machines? The probability is low…but maths like probability really pivot upwards when you feed 8 billion into the formula. It’s kind of a no brainer, but I know not everyone’s good at math and all I ever heard in college was how hard statistics was…avoid statistics at all costs.

So I can’t really prove it to you, since I followed all my friends advice in college and never took statistics. But in the meantime, while you’re quietly weeping every night on your 1,374 units of love, which is way below optimal, you could be engaging the “8 billion pump” out there ready to blow you out of the water way beyond garden variety happiness and into full blown bliss-joy.

And if you sign up today you will get bonus hacks like how to do some of the giving yourself finally and how to say nope to cope and yes to less stress on the way to self love love.

I’m not kidding, I know it seems like I’m trying to be funny and write something strangely absurd since how can anyone love people they don’t even know? And I’m not saying, here’s how to meet some of the people you don’t know. I’m saying they will remain far away and will never see you or know anything about you for the rest of your life.

If you came through the last Holiday Season feeling like you wish you didn’t know the people you do know, this is the newsletter for you. On the other hand if you are one of the lucky few who are actually happy with the people you do know, then still sign up, because they might disappoint you soon. Good to be prepared.

Here’s another benefit; Whether you’re still looking for your first life partner or second or third, try being so full of Stranger Love that you draw the “right types” in. Nothing is more attractive than 199,200 units of pure love seeping out of your pores.

And remember you don’t even have to pay anything to sign up, this is a free newsletter! But you do have to sign up to read it. Unless you know hacks like having your friend sign up and take screenshots…some people like pictures better than words.

And just in case you haven’t heard, subscribing to newsletters is the cool new thing.

I do sincerely hope to see you in the 1^st Edition where all promises here will be delivered.

So squeeze every bit of love you can out of the 8 billion non-relationships available to you from the insights of this newsletter…sign up today!

And actually, after all the fake posturing, you can just use this link to go read the 1^st Edition, you don’t even need to subscribe, though it is convenient for receiving further editions. More subscribe buttons will be available over there so you can decide at your leisure.